Here we have an example of Cheryl's pet peeve: clever product names that aren't really clever AT ALL!
Here we have an example of Cheryl's pet peeve: clever product names that aren't really clever AT ALL!
This one's for Belizabeth, my favorite roommate with an irrational fear of sharks, who will be here in TWO DAYS!!! Mr. Sharky's excited, are you?
Okay, maybe its just because I came across these at 5 in the morning but, they are scary. Not scary "Ah!" but scary "Uhhh...hmm...I...uhh...huh...gee....why?" Creeeee-py.
Speaking of standards, here's a guy who has none. Ponytail, wife-beater, his face. I wasn't even on a quest or anything. He just hit me like a water balloon to the windshield at 3:30 in the morning as you're driving your friend to her on-campus janitorial job...but thats another story.
So, Shlee! sent me on a quest to find the ugliest shoes at Shopko, a title that has already been given to those Airwalk garden clogs that are all the rage with nurses and people who like wearing styrofoam, so I found the second ugliest shoes. "But Cheryl," you say, "whats wrong with golden flowery things?" Nothing, unless you're freaking talking about shoes! Please! I have standards, people!