So, Shlee! sent me on a quest to find the ugliest shoes at Shopko, a title that has already been given to those Airwalk garden clogs that are all the rage with nurses and people who like wearing styrofoam, so I found the second ugliest shoes. "But Cheryl," you say, "whats wrong with golden flowery things?" Nothing, unless you're freaking talking about shoes! Please! I have standards, people!