Monday, May 29, 2006

Check it out! Ry-Ry had a growth spurt!

Hey! This is what Haley would look like next to a guy who's 6'9".

Wait...wait...okay, ignore the platform shoes and the pile of books he's on...please.

Hello. This is a public service announcement for any of you who were thinking of seeing the movie New World starring Colin Farrel and Christian Bale. Before you spend any money buying or renting the film please watch and consider this reenactment of the movie, or, more specifically, the "falling in love" scenes between John Smith and Pocahontas. I think they were going for "bold" and "artistic," but it turned out "odd" and "dizzying." I assure you this is a highly accurate recreation. Watch it, and consider yourself warned.

Seriously, it goes on like this for half the movie.

This one's weird, the Disney one is wildly inaccurate, I don't know which one's worse...

Okay yeah, I like the Disney version better., Pocohantas. No.

Language is no barrier for their love, and apparently neither are looks or sanity.

2/3 of PP10 reunited in New Mexico, but missing the other third.

Aubrina, Heeley, and me at some chapel in Sante Fe.

You heard it here first, folks: after the movie, Kipp and his bride moved to Sante Fe and opened up a bookstore.

Quieres una ristra?

Don't worry, Hobby Horse. Whatever happens the Mortensens are right there by your side.

This is what it looks like when someone tries to tell Shorty that Cecil is NOT her homeboy.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

If these people look upset its because I told them they couldn't be on my blog. Good chiste, huh?

No mas, Haley! No mas!

Friday, May 26, 2006

So apparently Ryan is a midget at home, and he likes to interview dogs in his spare time.

Leopold...I mean, Ryan tearing up the piano in PG.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006


Here's the team on our last night together. We had a sleepover downstairs and did all kinds of girly fun things, and we got matching t-shirts!

They say if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, but I can totally beat Haley and Esther so I didn't graduate with them. I posed for this photo with them, but that doesn't count.

Dapper Duck, striking a pose.

Spring has sprung in Provo, and its lookin' dang good if you ask me.

College graduation: sounds scary, right? But don't be afraid of graduating. Its really a great thing, and, if you play your cards right like these three individuals, you can cavort around campus taking graduation glamour shots!

The modern graduated family.

Aww, don't be shy, Gavin. You're a graduate!

The Chan-Man and some graduates. Go team!

Oh Brigham! You're such a card!



Go ahead. Make your move, Esther. You're a graduate.

HA ha! The library!

Shhh! Don't bother the graduates. They're pontificating.

Ahh! Graduates!!!

5 points if you can find the Gavin in this picture...

Just chilaxin', hangin' out, graduating. You know, the usual.

Got graduates?

Yes! The ball thing! Gotta love the ball thing. I...have no idea what that is.

Haley! Stop hitting on Karl G. Maeser! There's no point, anyway. Not even your baby blues will get him outta that chalk circle.

Hee hee! Our last stop was the testing center. The funniest part was how not funny the people taking tests thought it was. Sorry!


*Sob* All she wanted was some meat, people! Meat! Is that too much to ask?

This is a duck's butt.

Well, you'd think you would get used to this kind of thing living in a Mexican prison. Nevertheless, it was kinda tragic to see Haley go, all for the sake of a penny.

Tevye and fam totally showed up for the 183rd Ward Talent Show. Isn't that cool?

Woohoo! Fun with aprons! They look good on you AND they're good FOR you!

Don't want to spend your graduation ceremony alone? No worries! BYU's comencement gowns are so HUGE you can fit your friends inside too!

Are there any graduates in the house? Or in the T, I guess?

Save the children! Its the Grim Graduate!