Whoah...okay, Greg...put...the bamboo...down. Its alright, he gets like this sometimes, you just have to know how to work with him. As with any wild animal you have to be careful. Even the slightest mistake could set them off.
So Greg had some random school project where he had to collect some dirt from the creek (yeah, i don't know. he's in high school) and I volunteered to help. Here we are on the way...