And Elizabeth's obsession with babies reaches an all time low as she rifles through Parent magazine cooing at the advertisements.

Awww look! Its me and Elizabeth in a couple of years!

This is what happens when you misbehave at Liz's birthday party.

French toast. Yyyyyup. Definitely french toast.

Whoah whoah! Forgot I had this little gem. Don't be frightened, just accept.

Eeeeeee! Thats me, and THATS Orson Scott Card! Got ma books signed too!

Here we have another example of a clever product name that isn't actually clever at all, unless "clever" and "awkward" mean the same thing.

Pwetty wainbow!

And then, when it was all over, we were happy. And our hair was nappy. And I started to rappy. The end...ppy. 

One more, just because it looks s'dang cool 

Audrey, looking slightly uncomfortable with all the hair thats in the air. (Hey! I'm a poet and I didn't even realize it!) 

Audrey and Becky and HAIR 

That. Is really. Cool. 

Cheryl and Stephanie: two half Chinese girls just trying to make it in this crazy world 

More than you ever wanted to know about Becky's nostrils... 

One more group shot 

Hah! This would SO not be as cool with guys, which is why I don't date them! Actually, THIS is probably why they don't date me. Boys are dumb. 

Hair! 

And THEN! Just as we were thinking how sad it was that Lindsey was in London missing out on this classy reunion, THERE SHE WAS! Silly Lohan! Always skipping out on study abroad just to be in a picture! When will you ever learn?

Ah-ha-ha-haa! 

Ooo-hoo-hoooo! 

Oooooo! 

Ahhhhh! 

Whoooooo! 

Naturally, we all gathered around, stuck our faces over the fan and laughed at our hair flying up for the next twenty minutes. What? 

Blurry? Yes. Sexy? YES! 

Now here's the segment where we move over to Stephanie's AC unit and make like Marylin Monroe, although really Becky just looks like she has to pee. 

Well you cannot have them! 

Do you want some...peaches? Eh? 

Oh! Ooo! Not sexy. Not. Sexy. That seems to be a theme around here.